The yellow brick road posted on Sunday, August 07, 2005
After moving down the escalator, I turned around and realised that there were instructions for those who might choose to run up the moving tracks
I learnt the hard way never to read instructions which are likely to distract kids so they'd fall on their faces
I tried again and couldnt read the small stickers moving up the escalator
Dont take this sign seriously. This escalator brings people down
Alright, I'll never get to read these unless someone stops the escalator
I need to take a taxi home
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After moving down the escalator, I turned around and realised that there were instructions for those who might choose to run up the moving tracks
I learnt the hard way never to read instructions which are likely to distract kids so they'd fall on their faces
I tried again and couldnt read the small stickers moving up the escalator
Dont take this sign seriously. This escalator brings people down
Alright, I'll never get to read these unless someone stops the escalator
I need to take a taxi home
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